Dear folks,
This is the first installment of the scoop series on Skewlbuoy backed by popular demand and brought by yours truly, Chibz.
I'll be periodically updating you with interesting happenings in popular culture and around the globe with my "unbiased" (i.e. biased) views on them. Let's roll.
Madonna wanted to have babies with Tupac
There's always something out there that makes you go "WOW!!"
I saw this in the papers today. Apparently, it was mentioned in a biographical book called 'Madonna: Like an Icon'. They dated for a while, but the relationship ended at some point.
I think their baby would have been very cute. Imagine what he/she would have looked like.
This dude should have atleast had some kids..........anyway...
How To Make The First Move
Another "How to" video for ppl with "single" on their profile page. And ofcourse...for you aspiring pimps and pimpettes out there (you know who you are). I am a natural at this kinda stuff, but hey...I thought I'd help out some folks...lol.
Good luck with getting the man/woman of your dreams using these techniques.
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Jamilla, you might want to take notes on this one....lol. Jokes jokes.
Facebook is worth $15 billion
I saw this coming. I remember mentioning to a couple of people that facebook was a big money spinner($157 million in ad revenue per annum), and by opening up their platform to external developers, they added more value to their product.
Microsoft just paid $240 million for a 1.6% stake in the company. Which means they value it at about $15 billion...Mark Zuckerberg (founder of facebook) is now worth an estimated $3billion...he's just 22..lol
*thinks to himself.."what the hell was I doing at 22?? I should have left those girls alone..lol"*
Check out 15 reasons why facebook is worth $15 billion
T.I. sticks to his guns
I know there's a war going on in iraq, but damn, what the hell did T.I. need all these guns for?(he lives in the suburbs of Atlanta for pete's sake).
He's been released from jail on a $3 million bond after pleading not guilty to the charges he's facing.
Everyone is saying he was setup. All I'll say is I hope he has some damn good lawyers. He's looking at a 10 year sentence if he gets convicted.
*shaking my head at seeing a young man's potential go to waste*
Joke of the day
A couple was invited to a swanky masked Halloween Party. She got a terrible headache and told her husband to go to the party alone. He being a devoted husband protested, but she argued and said she was going to take some aspirin and go to bed, and there was no need of his good time being spoiled by not going.So he took his costume and away he went.
The wife, after sleeping soundly for about an hour, awakened without pain and, as it was still early, she decided to go the party. Since her husband did not know what her costume was, she thought she would have some fun by watching her husband to see how he acted when she was not with him.
She joined the party and soon spotted her husband cavorting around on the dance floor, dancing with every nice chick he could, and copping a little feel here and a little kiss there. His wife sidled up to him and being a rather seductive babe herself, he left his partner high and dry and devoted his time to the new stuff that had just arrived. She let him go as far as he wished; naturally, since he was her husband.
Finally, he whispered a little proposition in her ear and she agreed, so off they went to one of the cars and had a little bang.
Just before unmasking at midnight, she slipped away, went home, put the costume away and got into bed, wondering what kind of explanation he would make for his behavior.
She was sitting up reading when he came in, and she asked what kind of a time he had.
Him: Oh, the same old thing. You know I never have a good time when you're
not there.
Her: Did you dance much?
Him: I'll tell you, I never even danced one dance. When I got there, I met Pete,
Bill Brown and some other guys, so we went into the den and played poker
all evening. But you're not going to believe what happened to the guy I
loaned my costume to......."
*makes a mental note to try and avoid the same mistake this guy made..what a chump..lol*
Tracks I am feeling at the mo
Snoop Dogg - Sexual Eruption
Timbaland - Apologize (I think the unofficial home made video is better).










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